After driving more than 600 miles across Wyoming and much of Montana en route to a meeting at Glacier National Park next week, we arrived in Belgrade Montana (no rooms at the inns in Bozeman). I was greated by some vitriolic anti-liberal bumper stickers on a car in our hotel parking lot. One said, literally, “Democrats hope more troops die in Iraq.” I don’t necessarily agree with all democratic plans for troop withdrawal, but it’s hard to see how arguing to bring the troops home does anything except minimize troop fatalities. It is the Republican Party that wants more troops in Iraq, and wants them there longer. Another sticker complained about the failed war on poverty. Sadly, no war on poverty is being waged with the Republicans in power. The national poverty rate fell every year from 1993 to 2000, with a Democrat in the White House, and has increased every year since Bush took office. It is particularly galling when the opposition can only come up with slogans and trash talk that are totally inconsistent with reality, and then has the nerve to boastfully put them on bumper stickers.
Monthly Archives: August 2006
Star Trek Personality Quiz
Here are the results of my Star Trek Personality Quiz. It is pretty easy to identify which character they have in mind for each question (“Do you frequently wear mini-skirts?”). Therefore, it is likely that I did not give totally honest answers in a subconscious attempt to be Spock (that almost worked, but not quite, damn you subconscious).
Your results:
You are Will Riker
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At times you are self-centered but you have many friends. You love many women, but the right woman could get you to settle down. ![]() |
Skewered Ibis Evades Rescuers
My mother just arrived from our future home in Florida with news of this bizarre wildlife story. See the slideshow. As Mom says, this captures the beauty and the terror of Florida. And that’s before we even start to think about hurricanes.
A Planet by Any Other Name
Remember a few years back when there was a brouhaha over whether Pluto should be considered a planet? The International Astronomical Union, the body that decides, among other things, on the official names of astronomical objects and features, has been working on a new definition of the word “planet”. The results of their deliberations should be known by the end of September.
The reason there is some confusion is because we have discovered a population of icy worlds orbiting beyond Neptune that have much more in common with Pluto than Pluto does with any of the other planets. In fact, some of these new worlds (prosaically called Kuiper Belt Objects or KBOs), are in the same special orbital relationship with Neptune that Pluto is. These have been dubbed Plutinos. Recently a KBO was discovered that is bigger than Pluto, but on an orbit that is even more unusual (as far as planet orbits go, which is to say, nearly circular) than Pluto’s. The matter is complicated by the discovery over the course of the past decade or so of scores of extrasolar planets, that is, objects orbiting stars other than the Sun. Some of these blur the line between planet and star just as some of the KBOs blur the line between planet and ice cube. To make things even more fun, when KBOs occasionally get scattered into the inner solar system they start to evaporate as they near the Sun, and we call these objects comets. So should we call KBOs comets? Should we call Pluto a KBO? Should we call of them planets? Or come up with another name for the KBOs (for one thing, there are certainly KBOs around other stars, and it would be a bit peculiar naming all of them after our own backyard Kuiper Belt).
Personally, I favor demoting Pluto from the ranks of the planets, and I expect that the IAU definition will do just that. There is simply no sensible physical definition of a planet that includes Pluto and does not also include countless other objects in the outer solar system. Let’s reserve “planet” for the big guys. But, Pluto by any other name is still just as interesting a place to explore, and when the New Horizons spacecraft goes zipping by in 2015 it will undoubtedly teach us a lot about the origins of our solar system, planets, ice cubes, and all.
Finding Other Earths
When I was a graduate student, not that long ago (it seems), there were no confirmed worlds orbiting other stars. Now there are over 100. Most of these are larger than Jupiter and frequently closer to their stars than Mercury is to the Sun. Both factors make these strange new worlds intriguing, but inhospitable to say the least. New telescopic missions on the horizon, such as the Kepler mission, promise to expand our list of distant planets to include Earth-like worlds. In the meantime, a study of a multi-planet system suggests that one of its planets may be habitable: not too warm, not too cold, and with a solid surface beneath a reasonable atmosphere. Sean Raymond, whose office is just next door to mine, participated in this study and does computer simulations of the formation of habitable planets around other stars. While his research suggests that only a small fraction of the currently discovered extra-solar planetary systems may have habitable planets, the total number in the Milky Way, even in our neck of the woods, could still be, well, astronomical.
Scoop
Following “Match Point“, his best film in years, Woody Allen returns to London with a more whimsical tale that has the trademark Allen wit and comic timing back in form. While it is never hilarious nor gripping, “Scoop” is always engaging and amusing. Scarlett Johansson plays Sondra, a young American journalism student on vacation in London, and Allen plays Sid Waterman, an impressively unimpressive self-described prestidigitator. The two team up to solve a serial murder case plaguing London when Johannson volunteers for a bit in Allen’s magic show and encounters the ghost of a London journalist who has the scoop of a lifetime: the Tarot Card Killer is none other than Peter Lyman (Hugh Jackman), son of an English Lord.
Allen has a befuddled, almost surprised, reaction to his own lame tricks (he magically transforms a large gimmicky-looking cardboard tube into a bouquet of flowers). He’s funniest when pretending to be Sondra’s millionaire father at Lyman’s aristocratic parties. There, he even manages some decent card tricks together with some painful conversation. When asked his religious background, he states that he was born into the Hebrew persuasion but converted to narcissism. When Sondra complains that he is a glass-is-half-empty pessimist, he counters that the glass is half full, “but of poison”.
Although the story is quite simple, writer-director Allen does a good job of keeping Sondra (and us) guessing whether or not the rich, handsome Lyman is connected to the Tarot Card Killer. He also does a good job of showing off London, just as his New York movies featured the Big Apple as another character, though he could do more with London. He’s filming his next movie in London at this time, and it will be interesting to see if his portrayal of the city evolves. “Scoop” is pleasantly diverting, and has a number of good Allen one-liners. If the thought of a nervous Woody Allen trying to navigate his Smart Car along the left side of English roads brings a smile to your face, you’ll probably enjoy “Scoop”.
