Archive for December, 2008

Yes Man

Monday, December 29th, 2008

One Jim Carrey comedy formula (not followed in more serious movies such as The Majestic and The Truman Show, or, admittedly, in the goofy Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura) is to cast Carrey as a boring milquetoast who is transformed into Jim Carrey. So he becomes manically unable to lie in Liar, Liar, simply manic in The Mask, and manically unable to say “no” to anyone in Yes Man. He is compelled not by a magical spell but the emptiness of his “no-man” life and a distinct fear of Terrence Stamp’s gaze which, combined with a few coincidences, makes him think he is under a magic spell.

And so he learns to fly a plane, learns Korean, meets and dates Zooey Deschanel, fixes his neighbor’s shelves and imports a Persian bride. Fortunately for him no one asks him to do anything illegal or immoral. The “say yes to life” message is obvious from the get-go, so the movie’s success hinges on its ability to give Carrey those zany moments that he can convert to big laughs. It’s a partial success in my book. I found the movie entertaining and more funny than simply amusing, but without the killer scenes that would make me want to see it again. Should you see it? Depends on whether you’re a Yes Man or not.

Fly Me to the Lower Edge of Space

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

I’m attending the annual Fall Meeting of the American Geophysical Union in San Francisco where more than 10,000 scientists spanning a wide range of fields, from my own planetary science, to hydrology, geology, atmospheric science, heliophysics and more are meeting to present their latest research results. Monday I attended an associated workshop on Human-Tended Suborbital Science. The idea of this program, which has some traction at NASA, is to take advantage of the nascent private-sector suborbital launch industry. That is a boring way of describing the numerous enterprises which hope to sell you a ticket for a ride into space. Soon.

SpaceShipOne won the Ansari X Prize in 2004 by completing two trips into space (for these purposes, technically defined as 100 km in altitude) within two weeks. The $10 million prize was certainly far less than the cost to develop the rocket, but Sir Richard Branson recognized a potential tourist market and now Virgin Galactic is nearing completion of the SpaceShipTwo model which will fly 6 paying passengers at a time to suborbital space for about 5 minutes of weightlessness, a view of the curved horizon, and astronaut wings. The name of the first ship is the VSS Enterprise, warming the hearts of all us Trekkies. Branson reportedly offered Shatner a ticket on the first passenger flight, but the former Star Trek actor apparently would like to see a bit more reliability data before he takes his ride.

Monday’s workshop was a dialog between the many companies developing private suborbital launch capabilities and the scientific community that could take advantage of those flights for scientific experiments. I was there to discuss the science that could be accomplished on such flights with experimental studies of the behavior of small colliding particles in microgravity. I have done these experiments on the space shuttle (expensive, limited access) and parabolic flights (short time in reduced gravity, not a very smooth gravity environment), and 5 minutes on a suborbital rocket would certainly open up a broad new parameter space.

One of the striking things to me about the workshop is how many companies are getting close to having rockets flying. In addition to Virgin Galactic, Jeff Bezos of Amazon.com is leading the Blue Origin company’s development of a passenger-ferrying rocket, SpaceX is selling unmanned payload space, and others presented plans for smaller rockets. Whether I ever personally perform experiments on such a rocket, it will certainly be exciting to watch these projects roll out over the next couple of years, and I felt it was only appropriate for me to wear my Star Trek tie to the meeting.

The 2008 Hubble Advent Calendar: Stunning Pics

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Check out these beautiful pictures, with more coming in the days ahead.

Parabolas: 15. Vomit: 0

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

I completed my seventh lifetime parabolic flight on Sunday, but first flight with the Zero-G corporation. While my earlier flights on NASA’s KC-135 (now retired and replaced by a C-9) involved anywhere from 36 to 51 parabolas, Zero-G does only 15 parabolas on non-research flights. They also currently have a contract to sell flights to NASA, and I think those do the full set of 40-50 parabolas, but the flight I was on Sunday was sponsored by Space Florida for educators, and operated in pretty much the same mode as their passenger flights. The limited number of parabolas is to limit motion sickness. As someone who has gotten violently ill on the longer flights, I think this is a good idea. Paying five grand (their current ticket price) to get violently ill, even with the unique experience of weightlessness, would probably leave a lot of customers grumpy.

Their flight plan begins with one parabola simulating at martian gravity followed by two “lunars”. Parabolas are flown in groups of three followed by a couple of minutes of straight and level flight to get set up for the next set.

ZG-210 Silver Team
The Silver Team poses in front of “G-Force-One” prior to our flight on Sunday December 7 at the Space Coast Regional Airport.

I took on board one of the impact experiment chambers from my earlier “Physics of Regolith Impacts in Microgravity Experiment” (PRIME) to do a test run. The experiment basically consists of shooting a marble into a tray of sand at very low speeds in microgravity and measuring the speed and quantity of material ejected. However, because this was being flown as a commercial flight rather than a government flight, it was not possible to evacuate the test chamber. The test material floated out of the target chamber, limiting the amount of ejecta. However, this provided a fairly dramatic demonstration of the effects of air as a lubricant for granular materials and underscores the need for evacuated test chambers on future flights.

PRIME Experiment on ZG-210
I give the thumbs up after successful operation of the PRIME test.

I also tried to do a simpler experiment for classroom demonstration of equipartition of energy in a granular gas. That’s a fancy way of saying “watching different-sized marbles bounce around at different speeds”. This was compromised by the lack of foot restraints on the plane and the general chaos of floating bodies throughout the plane volume. Nevertheless, I think I got some good video.

Granular Experiment on ZG-210
My marble experiment is behaving fine, but my body won’t hold still.

Weightlessness at 25,000 Feet, Give or Take a few Thousand

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Sunday December 7 I’ll be flying on the Zero-G Corporation’s “G-Force-1″ airplane (a modified Boeing 727) out of the Space Coast Regional Airport. The pilots of G-Force-1 fly the plane as close as possible to a perfect parabola at a constant horizontal speed and a constant negative acceleration of 9.8 meters per second squared. That is, they make the plane follow the path of a freely falling object. Because all objects, regardless of mass, fall at the same rate (remember Galileo and that famous leaning tower), I and everyone else inside the plane will be in a state of freefall for about 25 seconds per parabola. During that time we will experience the same sensation as astronauts orbiting the Earth.

At the end of each parabola, the plane must accelerate upward giving us a weight of about 1.8 times normal (or 1.8 g’s). During one parabola I’ll be testing a modified experiment on the formation of planets. In particular, I’ll be studying the effects of low-speed collisions between a large object and a collection of small particles to see how well things stick together or blow apart when gravity isn’t present to hold them together. I have done similar experiments on NASA’s version of G-Force-1 before (affectionately known as the “vomit comet”). NASA’s plane typically does 45 parabolas per flight, while Zero-G is kinder to its passengers and limits the parabolas to one simulating martian gravity, two simulating lunar gravity, and 12 zero-g parabolas. With that profile, I am confident I will avoid the upset stomach that plagued me on flights on NASA’s plane.

Four Christmases

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Four Christmases does a nice job of balancing the line between dark comedy and romantic comedy. It does not fit the genre of typical holiday fare, in spite of its Christmas title. Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon play Brad and Kate, an unconventional couple who happily proclaim their independence from societal norms: no marriage or kids for them. They have a fun, carefree life driven by their genuine desire to be together, not cultural expectations on starting a family. When their annual Christmas getaway to avoid dealing with their families falls through the cracks, they are stuck making Christmas day visits to each of their parents’ houses and respective extended families. Since both pairs of parents are divorced, that leads to the four Christmases of the title in one generally miserable day.

Robert Duvall plays Brad’s father who lives with two brutish brothers. To describe the particular hell represented by each parent, though, would not do justice to the movie. This is largely because they succeed to the extent that they do on the strength of strong performances by an impressive supporting cast (in addition to Duvall, Sissy Spacek, Mary Steenburgen, Jon Favreau, and Kristen Chenoweth have supporting roles as Brad and Kate’s tormentors). In some scenes it is hard not to notice the odd couple nature of their sizes: Vaughn is 16 inches taller than Witherspoon, who is stuck wearing stiletto heels throughout, and must be well over twice her weight. It is clear in their closeups that she is standing on a platform. Occasionally the family hell is cartoonish, like when Kate is tormented by her nieces and nephews in an unbelievably malevolent fashion. But for the most part they hit the mark. Vaughn in particular sells the part of Homo Sapiens Normalis plunged unwilling into the clutches of Homo Insaniens, with panicked expressions and pleas for mercy. Witherspoon’s role is more that of the straight man. The movie does not wallow in the problems of the families, though, and thus steers clear of being a cynical dark comedy while also, in its final scene, giving a nod to the mess that goes with family.